Lightning on the horizon.

Randomness.

2009-12-10T07:33:00.000-08:00

It was fun talking with you on the webcam syng ;)
Even though we couldn't see or hear each other that much, it was still fun :D
I love you Panda <3

Goodnight and sweet dreams ;)

Selamat Pagi

2009-12-08T18:53:00.000-08:00

Hmm, i woke up kind of early today, about 9am, i just lazed around in bed until about 10am and then Hana called me. GAH, she tak jadi keluar. So sad. Anyways, her call REALLY woke me up, after that i realized, i was home alone D:

Wait a minute.
I have the whole house to myself.

YAY.

-Saiful (The one who shall be updating more often)

Of bills -_-

2009-12-06T01:30:00.000-08:00

Is it just me or do telcos like Maxis and Celcom make good business from couples in love? -.-"

Oh damn.

2009-12-05T07:16:00.000-08:00

I just found out something! :O
If you ask people what their gender is, they'll slap you ._.
And inviting people to other people's parties are also good ways to give yourself a good laugh and a pat on the back ^^

SO HERE COMES:
101 Ways To Annoy People :D
Favourites in blue ;D

Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
Speak only in a "robot" voice.
Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
Sniffle incessantly.
Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
Name your dog "Dog."
Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
Drum on every available surface.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
Set alarms for random times.
Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
Honk and wave to strangers.
Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
Wear your pants backwards.
Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
only type in lowercase.
dont use any punctuation either
Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
Pay for your dinner with pennies.
Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
Light road flares on a birthday cake.
Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
Drive half a block.
Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
Ask people what gender they are.
Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
Wear a LOT of cologne.
Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
Sing along at the opera.
Mow your lawn with scissors.
At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
Never make eye contact.
Never break eye contact..
Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
Make appointments for the 31st of September.
Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

Keep her smiling <3

2009-12-04T07:55:00.000-08:00

Things that make my darling happy ;)
1, Being random with her
2, Camwhoring with her
3, Poking her in the waist
4, Tickling her
5, Having pointless arguements over how gay New Moon is
6, Playing the guitar to her
7, Sing with her
8, Hug her
9, Tell her you miss her
10, Tell her you love her

Just a few to tell you ;D
So Nat, did i get it right? ;)

Lightning strikes again. This Is War people.

2009-12-04T07:17:00.000-08:00

YEAHHH, 30 Seconds To Mars :))

OFF jap.

2009-12-03T06:50:00.000-08:00

Going to DOTA for a bit :D
Enjoy the blog people. Ima change the music and start posting more frequently now.

Hey again :D

2009-12-03T06:39:00.000-08:00

Hey guys, sorry for the uber long time of no posting :x
I just felt too lazy to post anything useful. But now maybe i do ;P

Is it just me, or do i hear lightning? Hmm, maybe it is :D
That brings me to my new fascination of lightning, hehe. BZZZT. I mean, how could you not think lightning is cool?
Reasons why lightning is cool;
1, It's white, purple or yellow.
2, It's zig-zaggy
3, It's lights up your dark and gloomy days.
4, It's dangerously cool.
5, IT'S ZIG-ZAGGY!!!@!@!!! :O

Haha, yes yes, random indeed ^^
Anyways, looking for new songs to put into my iPod. It's been ages since i updated it D:
Pity me, not enough music to fill in my moods -_-

And the best convo of the day :D
Sofia(my sister), Suraya(my sister), me (me) (DUH?), Farhana Hadi (OTP with me)

Abang abang, bila nak order pizza?
Jap lah, tak boleh tunggu ke?
Dah lama Pia tunggu abang!
U go watch TV first and don't kacau me, THEN i'll order pizza
Yeah abang bila nak order?
Suraya jangan sebok if you want to eat ==
OK OK.
FEED THEM HUNGRY BUNNIES SAIFUL, FEED THEM.

LOL, yes, lame, i know xD

I love this awesome play-thing!

2009-11-30T07:49:00.000-08:00

Commando style, he likes little girls ;P

Happy 30 Days :D

2009-11-30T07:45:00.000-08:00

Happy 30 days syng :D
I can't say 1 month cause November only has 30 days ._.
Anyways, I love you so much and i'm sorry for anything i've ever done to you :(

With lots of love- Your Teddy <3
Now go tido lah, haha :D

20 Things to know about Saiful.

2009-11-27T07:50:00.000-08:00

1. I trust too easily.
2. I like jellybeans.
3. I hate my glasses and i want contacts.
4. I'm a shoe size 7/8
5. I love my girlfriend.
6. I miss my old school friends :(
7. I hate heartbreaks.
8. I don't show when i am sad, i simply cover it up with a cheerful smile :/
9. I like stupid comedies.
10.I think i suck.
11. I play the guitar.
12. I wish i could climb my roof.
13. I think a little too hard sometimes.
14. I'm a geek, don't you agree Mira? ;)
15. I don't hate things.
16. I am random.
17. I have a black heart turned gray.
18. I like math. Suprisingly.
19. I have good friends.
20. I need to smile.

I was bored.

2009-11-27T07:28:00.002-08:00

I need time to think. Enjoy my thoughts.

my name is: Saiful Amin :D
this morning i was: SLEEPING, RUDELY AWAKENED BY MY MOM -_____-"
im afraid of: Loss. I love heights and the dark. But yes, i'm afraid of loss :|
dream about: Broken glass.

Have You Ever;
pictured your crush naked: Never -.-
been in love: Yeah..*sighs*
cried when someone died: I almost puked because when i cried so hard because of my grandpa :'(
lied: pernah, siapa tak pernah?

You choose;
flowers or candy : Flowers for Nat, candies for me :)
tall or short: I'd appreciate a slight height adjustment :)
sunrise or sunset?: sunset, helps me think about the stuff i did the whole entire day.

Who;
makes you laugh the most: Comedies, people with a sense of humour, abang Hana :D
makes you smile: Nat <3, family, friends, music, life :)
gives you a funny feeling when you see them: Define funny feeling :|
is easier talk to boys or girls?: Both are kewl.

Do You Ever;
sit on the internet waiting for someone special to IM you?: Sometimes.
sometimes cry because of something someone has said: No, i don't cry, just that my eyes bleed.

Have You Ever;
fallen for your best friend: Yes. Once a best friend, always a best friend.
pernah rejected someone: Once.
cheated on someone: Never had a thought about it.
been cheated on: Maybe :(
done something you regretted: Possibly.
wanted to die: Never. Life's too precious. Even with all the pain in it.

Who Was The Last Person;
you talked to on the phone: Nathalie, sleepyhead, p tido lah :P
you hugged: Nathalie, i didn't wanna let go :/
to text you on your phone: Nathalie, batt out?
you laughed with: Farhana Hadi :) THANK YOU SO MUCH. I NEEDED THAT.

Do You;
color your hair: I like my hair emo black. Thank you.
fight with your parents: Sometimes.
have friends you've lost touch with: A little too many. Sorry :(
feel happy? : No. I don't feel 100% happy. Never.
wish you could fly away or far, far away? : Yes please, somewhere far, far, away from here.
believe in God?: Definitely.
trust others way too easily? : Sadly yes, the cause of many backstabs and broken hearts.
could you live without the computer?: Computer maybe...Handphone HELLZ NO.
whats your favorite fruit?: The edible ones.
what hurts the most? physical pain or emotional pain? : Emotional. You can't put a plaster or bandage on it.

Final Questions;
I want: Happiness.
I wish: I could be more.
I love: Nathalie Ng Wei-Li <3
I miss: Tok Ayah, Nathalie <3
I wonder: I need a long empty lonely road. I need time to think.

:3

2009-11-20T07:22:00.000-08:00

Hmm. I is very the happy <3

Of lunch and unlimited Internet.

2009-11-18T21:12:00.000-08:00

Hmm. Mak's coming home late today. Maybe i'll order pizza for lunch. Then online for maybe 6 hours..

HAHA

2009-11-18T00:44:00.000-08:00

UBER OWNAGE SIAL. xD

EpicFailure©

2009-11-17T10:01:00.000-08:00

Ilysm <3

2009-11-17T09:44:00.000-08:00

Thank you to the person that made this :D

Happy 2 weeks, 3 days and 5 hours Nat, ILSYM <3
Now PEGI TIDO LAHH, HAHA.

My baby pictures. Here you go peoples :D

2009-11-17T09:38:00.000-08:00

I comel kaaaan? :3

Phone Yang Cacat

2009-11-17T09:28:00.000-08:00

I am a stubborn bastard. Thank you :)

Holidays Baybay! :D

2009-11-13T05:52:00.000-08:00

My to-do list :)
I have "nice" handwriting ;)

CUTI PEOPLE.
YEAAAAHHHHHH :DD

Now's the time for rockclimbing, guitarr and paintball :D
Not to mention to spend time with my kesayangan ;)

Well, time for the oh-so regular post. Hurt myself today. Nabil slide me while playing football and i fell on his knee. At least kena my shin only, not the you-know-what :/
But it still hurts like fuck. Haiz, someone kiss my booboo :(

Ahhh, bosaannn, 10.25pm, 13 November 2009. BOSAN. TOLONG.
I'll blog again when i have more imagination x)

DANCE GAVIN DANCE

2009-11-13T05:33:00.000-08:00

Crazy Awesome Stupendous Shiningly Awesomest Psycho Fun Screamo Band ever :D

Another day.

2009-11-11T19:27:00.000-08:00

Hey guys, looks like it's another day of school. Wait. I didn't go today >:D
Yep, that's right. BU4 was having a gotong-royong and i was too lazy to go :P
Very bermasyarakatan of me xD

Haha, went to Alibaba with Simon, Hong and Yang yesterday. I had my first taste of COD4. It. Was. Wicked :D

It's been a pretty good week, didn't do much at school, exam results were okay. Just can't wait for hols. Haiz, i need to practice more guitar -.-
And then there's the rockclimbing :D

Well, that's it for today. I don't feel like blogging. I've got other stuff on my mind :/

Trust

2009-11-08T23:25:00.000-08:00

TRUST IS ONE NASTY SON OF A BITCH :/

POOP

2009-11-08T05:12:00.001-08:00

I was bored :D

2009-11-08T05:10:00.001-08:00

Inspiration! :o

2009-11-08T05:06:00.000-08:00

The soon-to-be co-captain that can sing :)

Enjoy.

2009-11-07T02:21:00.000-08:00

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"

His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"

Broken Coffee Table: $239.99. Hot Breakfast: $4.20. Two Aspirins: $.38. Saying the right thing, at the right time. . . PRICELESS!!!

FUNNNN ON FRIDAY :D

2009-11-07T01:55:00.000-08:00

HAHA, went out with NATHALIE <3, Natasha Boo, Mansel, Nicole and her boyfriend Brian, lepaking around One Utama, too bad Simon tak dapat datang :O
WAS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY AWESOME! :D
We watched Jennifer's Body, amazing huh? We managed to sneak in >:D
The person who sat next to me was clutching my hand as though the gore was REEAALLY going to get her, haha, i liked it anyway. Messing up her hair was fun too :D
Sapa lah tu? ;)

WOI. Simon. BABI. TU LAH, SAKIT LAGI. Kidding xD

Other than that, we walked around, talked, holding hands and the sort. It was fun :)
I need to take a lot more pictures :O
Can't wait to go out with you guys next time, especially yooou Nat ;)

And now, enjoy these fantastic colours;
HAHA
HAHA
HAHA
HAHA
HAHA
HAHA
HAHA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA xD

-Teddy

I love my heeless wonder :D

2009-11-07T01:48:00.000-08:00

She rawks kan? ;)

Goodbye. Or not?

2009-11-04T00:24:00.000-08:00

I'm sorry but we're through. We may have had some good times but i think it's gone too far. I'm sorry. I really love you but i just can't take it anymore.
I'm so sorry junk food :(

Got to start swimming, jogging, football and rockclimbing again =.=
Can you say,"SAIFUL, YOU CAN DO IT?"

On the other news, i finally hantar ALL my buku teks pinjaman, can you believe it? Pn Aminah was like, "Tu lah Saiful, akhirnya hantar semua, pemalas betul, tak bagi pinjam buku lagi baru tau" and all i could say was "EHEH" xD
School today was fun, we were all meronda-ing the school, just exciting me, Simon, Arif and Kamarul's walking fetish. Btw, Kamarul got his hair cut. Cikgu tangkap -________-"

Heheh, our class might even have a trip to Genting masa holidays ni, can't wait :D

AND TO ALL SRI BESTARIANS; GOOD LUCK IN YOUR FINALS :O

*pokes Nathalie* <3
-Taipol

TO SKYPE? OR NOT TO SKYPE?

2009-11-01T04:30:00.001-08:00

GAHHHH, i wanna Skype with Panda! But stupid Vista keeps going "NEEDS ADMIN PRIVILEGES"
Haih, XP was muuuuuch better.

Frustrated
-Taipol, EpicFail©

FUCK THIS.

2009-10-31T07:42:00.000-07:00

There's no water coming in to the house. Pipe pecah down the road. *SIGH*, how to mandi?
Plus, i did some reallly wrong shit. I AM SO SORRY :|
HAIZ.

I AM SO SORRY

2009-10-31T07:40:00.000-07:00

Farhana Abdul Hadi; I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY :|
God. What have i done :/
I'll never forgive myself and i'll doubt you'll ever too :/

CHRYSTY'S PARRTAAYYY

2009-10-31T07:30:00.000-07:00

I didn't manage to take any photos but i think i'll tell you guys what was awesome about :D

There was a lot of pain involved, especially Victor, this 5 year old dude, he's cool, but he kept STABBING me with his pitchfork. IT BLARDY HURT.
Hehe, but overall, it was awesome, we were supposed to watch a movie but we ended up eating and camwhoring...or at least the girls were camwhoring...and i was watching.. -.-

OH YEAH; the people there were awesome too!
The Girls
-Nathalie <3
-Chrysty (It was her birthday anyway?) =.=
-Hana
-Belle
-Sophia and her buddy Cleavy xD

The Dudes
-ME
-Simon <--- Evil Child Manipulator
-Kamarul

Too bad Nat went home early, would've liked for her to stick around awhile D;
Overall, awesome night. Lotsss of shiiit xD

10 REASONS WHY I WUV PANDA ;)

2009-10-31T07:12:00.000-07:00

1. She's cute.
2. She's funny.
3. She tells the scariest ghost stories.
4. She has the solid metal shiny bracies :D
5. She's blurr, in an AWESOME way.
6. She'll poke you so hard, you'll bleed.
7. She happens to tell the funniest pranks ;)
8. She kicks ASS.
9. She's easygoing and outgoing.
10. Last but not least, because she has those nifty crooked glasses ;)

2009-10-29T00:20:00.000-07:00

Hey again guys, we had Seni, Sivik and Chinese exam today..although i don't take Chinese :P
Wasn't all too fun though, cikgu tak bagi kitorang cakap langsung during SIVIK. I mean, who takes SIVIK exam? =.="

And yet again, i am bored. Can't wait for the after exam party at Chrysty's :D
Gonna bring LOTS OF DVDs, and then we gonna kacau the neigbours >:D

Don't know what i'll be going as though..zombie rockstar anyone? ;)

-Taipol, EPICFAIL©

Epic pick up line.

2009-10-28T00:15:00.000-07:00

"Sorry, but you owe me a drink"
"Why?"
"Because when I looked at you, i dropped mine" :)

xD

Not too good.

2009-10-28T00:04:00.000-07:00

Okay guys, i'm still new to blogging. So gimme time ><
Now..how do i do this...

OH PANDA! :O

2009-10-28T00:00:00.000-07:00

Love ya ;D

DRENCHED :O

2009-10-27T23:53:00.000-07:00

I had to walk home in the rain today. It wasn't the best walk i ever had but hey, it wasn't too bad. Wait a minute. That rhymes O_O
I WAS DRENCHED! :OO

Haha, on the other news, exams are sooon coming to an end, phew! By the way people, sorry for not posting in such a long long long long time. I just didn't feel like it -_-

STUPID CRAP OF THE DAYY>>>

"Do you eat or drink soup?"-Simon
"Eat lah, stupid" - Saiful
*MANIACAL LAUGHTER AND TEARS*
"YOU DRINK LAHH"- Arif and Simon

-_____________________________-"

NOT FUNNY.

And did you hear about the red-eyed ghost? Go ask Nathalie to find out ;)

Beeboobaboobeebooba.

2009-10-14T20:03:00.001-07:00

Hello all, HELLO SIMON, SARA, and HANA ==
Haha :D
Jobless.

THE POST :O

2009-10-14T19:14:00.000-07:00

Hehe, hey guys, this is my first post, taking over from Hana down there. So yeah, welcome to my blog :D
I had a lot of fun yesterday, went out with Hana, Simon and his sis for lunch, then we did shit, too bad i had to go home early though D:
Was looking for electric guitar cables and Geo buku rujukan O_O
I'll try taking pictures once in a while for the blog, well, i have nothing better to say yet...so....jyeah. Look out for the next post :O
I HOPE :|

Prologue

2009-10-12T22:46:00.000-07:00

Saiful Amin, a boy known for a bajillions of stuff. He's a friend, and I have every right to launch the first post because I've been a big help, haven't I?

He's down-right random and is grouchy in the mornings. He hates grocery shopping and no, he's not a grouchy persian cat, he's human and is half of an epic fail. He's a drama queen, a rebel without a cause and he eats like there's no tomorrow. He listens to screamo but studies other genres because he feels like it. He plays the guitar and has four eyes. He's an active Dotard and don't get me started on YouTube.

Best of all,
He's our friend and we call him Saiful Amin instead of Saiful Najidi (:

- Hana